TRANSMITTING FROM PLANET EARTHEST. IN THE SPIRIT OF 1999
SIMPLE RICK’SPERSONAL HOME PAGE
Just a dude. A server.
And absolutely no business plan.
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HUMAN VIBES
NEW!You have escaped the algorithm. Please enjoy this small, weird website.

WELCOME, FELLOW INTERNET PERSON

The internet is
still pretty neat.

A little corner of cyberspace for good music, bad ideas, and the radical act of having a website for absolutely no reason.

No feed. No grindset. Just vibes and HTML.

Take me to the cool stuff
HANDCRAFTED HTMLBEST VIEWED WITH EYEBALLS
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Simple Rick relaxing beside a glowing green computer, a lava lamp, and a sleeping cat.
CURRENT ACTIVITY: VIBING AT THE SPEED OF DIAL-UP

Department of Bad Ideas

An extremely unofficial roadmap. Funding secured: $0.

01

A website that is just a website

No app download. No onboarding. You’re already using it. Incredible.

IT LIVES!
02

Self-hosting my own problems

Why rent someone else’s computer when I can reboot my own?

ONGOING BIT
03

A portal to the fridge

Currently blocked by physics, budget, and the cat sitting on the plans.

RESEARCHING

TRANSMISSIONS FROM THE COUCH

“You don’t need a personal brand. You need a snack and an index.html.”

THE WHOLE VIBE, IN ONE PICTURE

Meanwhile, in this dimension…

Open the full comic ↗
The original Simple Rick’s Web Page comic: a retro starfield header, globe icons, and Rick lounging at his home computer with music, pizza, a cat, and a green portal.
The inspiration for this little corner of the web. The guestbook stays in the comic.

A VERY SMALL MANIFESTO

The internet is a place for people.

Make a thing. Put it on a server. Link to something you like. It doesn’t have to scale. It doesn’t have to monetize. It can just be yours.

Stay curious. Stay weird. Save your files.